Stuck in Reverse

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever

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680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via voiceofpetga)

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

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westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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hydracorn:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

I prefer thanks for the shitty ass baby.

(Source: brain-food, via daleksheartcompanioncube)

thepoeticrebel:

versacekardashian:

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My favorite line from the movie ^^^ Better yet, my favorite scene.

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