Stuck in Reverse

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via hessianheadhunter)

blitheslife:

Why are all queer events on at like 10 at night? Some of us queers can’t stay out that late? Can’t we have a gay afternoon tea? Lesbian lunch? Bisexual breakfast?

(via voiceofpetga)

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via laughcentre)

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

(via laughcentre)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via laughcentre)

euo:

“Depression is an inability to construct a future.”
Side Effects (2013) dir. Steven Soderbergh

euo:

Depression is an inability to construct a future.”

Side Effects (2013) dir. Steven Soderbergh

(via fashionlovedrugs)

myheadisloud:

tall-girlproblems:

myheadisloud:

boy nipples are weird

girl nipples are weird

the word nipple is weird

the phrase nip nops is weird

That’s why you call them sensitive chest raisins.

first of all, no

(via voiceofpetga)